You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us