A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
