Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…