We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can