On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
I changed My mind By following My heart
