The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
