Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable