The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory