In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
