We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one