In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest