I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

It’s always darkest before the yawn

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will