People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
