Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
