My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time