There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map