They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
