Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…