My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
