Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
God is the world’s only super-bower
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
