People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Breathe in not out

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain