Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time