I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them