squeeze – noun: an aggressive attempt to compel acquiescence by the concentration or manipulation of power
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage