As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
