Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold