My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
