As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

It’s always darkest before the yawn

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix