A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
