When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
