Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
In Let there be plight the P is silent
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible