When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
