The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection