Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married