Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…