When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost