If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker