There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work