The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect