I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought