I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words