If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
