Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
