It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique