Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button