Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
