When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
