All dressed down with nowhere to go

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth