My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…