Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves