When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…